Where are you?
In a non slutty way
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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