Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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