from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize