I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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