I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Randomize
