so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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