She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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