Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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