Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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