3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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