Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
