i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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