Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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