That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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