Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
