matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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