there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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