I should be sponsored by Trojan
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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