I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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