he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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