Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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