# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I lost the right to judge tonight
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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