We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
