So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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