Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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