I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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