god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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