I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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