its not stalking. its research.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
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