I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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