I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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