Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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