I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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