How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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