I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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