bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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