I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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