I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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