TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Rumble strips road head = magical
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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