I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
operation harelip BJ is a go
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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