come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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