So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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