Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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