I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I want to stick my p in your. b.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
