Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
