therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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