I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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