How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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