I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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