ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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