I understand Curling. That high.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
